She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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