wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Are we still banned from the library?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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