He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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