A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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