I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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