i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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