Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
