I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
