How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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