The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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