Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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