Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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