We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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