KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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