just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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