If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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