did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My Higher Power is John Stamos
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Randomize
