I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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