dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Your mouth is God's brothel.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just gift wrapped bread.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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