I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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