Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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