So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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