How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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