Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
