when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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