And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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