yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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