oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
