And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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