fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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