Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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