I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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