Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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