It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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