hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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