so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I party with great urgency now.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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