There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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