You're so nebulous sometimes
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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