Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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