quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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