so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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