There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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