can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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