Me too!
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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