i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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