you didnt know i had herpes?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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