where am i from again
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
So many bounce houses so little time
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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