Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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