I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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