The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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