Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
